Better Than Cup of Pizza
Onion News Network: New Wearable Feedbags Let Americans Eat More, Move Less. -- Via Weighty Matters ... read more
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Better Than Cup of Pizza Onion News Network: New Wearable Feedbags Let Americans Eat More, Move Less. -- Via Weighty Matters ... read more Breaking News: Kidnapped Hot Dog Man Found Because I read Roadside America's blog on cheesy Americana tourist attractions, I was among the first to get the news that Virginia's kidnapped Hot Dog Man has been found: Hot Dog Man is a popular, if relatively recent, mass-produced roadside statue: a six-foot-tall, bun-wrapped wiener, licking his lips in anticipation as he pours ketchup on his own head. The saucy sausage has been reported from New Jersey to Washington. And last month, a Hot Dog Man in Earlysville, Virginia, made the news when it was kidnapped ... read more Read the Fine Print On Your Whataburger A sign on the front door of a combined gas station and Whataburger restaurant in Liberty City, Texas: Although I generally avoid fast food restaurants that require binding arbitration, this one was cleaner than an operating room and had a '50s diner interior filled with Beatles memorabilia and life-size statues of the Blues Brothers. The food was delicious and passed without incident. ... read more Hanker for a Hunk o' Cheese Game designer Kenneth Hite inflicts Stilton cheese on an unsuspecting friend: Every year at DunDraCon, xomec and I go across to Whole Foods and lunch alfresco on the fruits of their prepared foods section, finishing up this exercise in yuppie Bohemia by splitting a wedge of Stilton. This year, Greg Stafford joined us, and took a tiny morsel of Stilton just to be sociable -- he didn't like blue cheese, or his doctor had given him some farcical warning about cholesterol, or whatever. Greg eats the morsel ... "Oh. ... read more |
If you want less drama, vote Obama. about 1 day ago
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